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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
TiTlE: PORN =)
*this should get you excited*
haha too bad its not what u are thinking of!

Okay, I know I haven’t blogged for a while now. Been pretty damn busy these weeks and so got no time to blog =) so here I am going to blog about Porn and those who watches Porn vids/pics/etc.

Porn, this word sounds familiar right? If it is familiar to you means you do watch porn! And if you don’t know what this word is, you don’t see it. Haha just kidding. You can not know the word and still watch porn maybe because u call porn as “dirty film” or whatever. Similarly, you can know the word and not watch it. One good example, ME! Why is this possible? Because I am smart =) haha

Up till now, you might think that I have a problem with those people who view porn. I can tell you I DO NOT have a problem with it. I’m just gonna voice out my opinion. That’s the purpose of blog isn’t it? (Maybe not to you but certainly to me)

I think that watching porn is seriously a waste of time. Here are my reasons:

1)View it for pleasure when you could have taken the time to study or do something more productive.

2)You watch it and supposedly get high or orgasmic and then the next thing you realise you can’t have what you see (wow new phrase from me =D). You can see but u can’t touch. Waste time yea?

3)When you get virus from any site, you have to spend your time clearing or reformatting whatever (I’m not too much of a computer person FYI :) )

Okay, done with the reasons. Can’t think of any more. You can go figure out yourself alone. Why alone? Cuz its about porn. don’t tell me u are going to think it together with ur parents?

Well, sometimes you can get prank-ed too. For example, Jameson. [ I know you don’t know what the fuck i’m talking about. Because only THE FANKSON knows.haha]

So, my point is that, not that you cannot watch porn, but it’s just that it’s a waste of time (at least to me =D)

CYA~ ;)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009
TiTlE: Rude People, Desperate
Two parts to this post

#1: Rude People

Rude people. There are so many examples of such because so many rude people exist.

-A person that takes your things without permission - Rude
-Some idiot that bump into you because he/she is rushing to get free papers in the morning- Rude
-Cashier that takes the money, doesnt really take but sort of snatch - Rude
-Classmate who fiddle with your stuff when you are out - Rude
-Someone who speaks to you rudely- Rude

Many many other examples but these are some that I can think of (its 8.19am now. my brain's sleeping still).

I feel that these people can do something about how they have acted or reacted. Like, everybody would be happy including yourself if you have done/ handle that situation better.

#2: Desperate

I know, all of you are desperate. Be it over something or someone. Well, I am desperate over ..... too. What are the dots? It represents either someone or something. Haha. You go figure it out =)

The feeling you get is just ughhhh... i just can't describe it but its shitty. Its like you must get it to really alleviate how you are feeling.

I WANT ............. PLS COME TO ME =D



Today's post rather short I know, but at least i'm updating it =)

CYA~

Tuesday, September 29, 2009
TiTlE: Sitting Vs. Standing
I found this interesting new 'find-out'. I won't call it a fact because i don't think it is a fact. So i'll just share it.


Of course i take the MRT. Like, it has become a daily part of my life (i'm so sweet right )(no, dont tell me i'm bitter because its LAME )=D


Taking the MRT allowed me to discover my new 'find-out' which I shall call it Brandon's Awesome Find(BAF) - Do not ask my how i got the name. I got it from my brain [FULLSTOP]

Back to the topic, i realise that if u sit, u tend to reach your destination faster than if u stand. I know it is not true, but let me finish. Thats why i say i won't classify it as a fact. Get it =)

Although the journey time if you stand and sit are the same but if you don't consider the time, then sitting would be faster. I don't know why, but often when i sit, i feel that the train reach my destination about 5-10 minutes faster.



Allow me to sound wise for now( i'm wise every other time though xD):


I THINK that the possible reason could be the psychological part of us. Because we sit, our minds tend to wander off to some other land and also think of some rubbish like " hmph, i got seat you dont have too bad =P" maybe? but then when we stand, we tend to peer out of the glass, making us think that the journey is longer.

I'm smart eh?haha



Before i end, one things for sure, if you travel with your friends and you all talk crap, the waiting time is shorter if you STAND.

That is the reason why i do not like to take the train alone. Get it tennis peepol? Thats the reason why =D

Okay at this point, u must be laughing a bit but let me spell something for you. PEOPLE =) i can spell just that i want the word to be spelt that way. =D



Cyaa!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009
TiTlE: Schemers + Tips for you
Faced with schemers of any sort before? I think all or most have faced such people in stores or in life, wherever whenever.

I'm sure you wanna know why i wrote this isn't it. Read on

I'm sure some of you guys have posted things you want to sell online hoping to sell your 2nd hand stuff at your desired price. After your posting, you would expect some interested parties to contact you and their offers. Of course, these people would ask for maybe a few dollars off your asking price ( so if you are smart, you put your asking price a little higher than your asking price and the person will 'bargain' and in the end, u still earn).

The 'bargain' part is fine but then the thing is that the person will agree with the price through emails or msn wadever and would want to meet in person to deal. So you will meet up (duhh.. cuz you want to get money and sell off your stuff).

This is where the scheming part comes into action. The person you meet will check his/her buy. In order to get greater deals, he/she will scrutinize every single details of the product and then will CLAIM either this or that isn't what he/she wants/expect and would want to buy it at a lower price.

The things is, if it is not what you want or expect then why would you even offer to pay and buy it? Makes no sense but makes sense to me that you are a stupid fool looking for something like the 'Great Singapore sale' hoping to get cheap but good deals.

If you want some offers like what 'GSS' has to offer, then wait till it comes. Don't assume that everybody selling things will have 70% or higher to offer you. I might as well let what I want to sell stay at home until i find a suitable buyer, if not, let it be a display, better than letting you have some cheap bargains where you can show off to others that you bought that stuff at original price and then others admire you. Dream on!

Well, because I am smart, of course I did not sell it to that irritating person.

And now for the TIPS on how to deal with such pests:

If the deal is done online:
#1: Simply reject the offer through reply
#2: Just don't reply
#3: *For those really irritated ones* Scold the person till you are contented then ignore whatever replies. This should get you feeling better. BUT this method is only for the REALLY REALLY irritated people.

If the deal is done Face to Face( like my scenerio):
#1: Tell the person straight in the face: " NO"
#2: Tell him or her politely like you're a maid serving tea " Sorry sir/mdm, your offer is too low. Thank you. Have a nice day" *Don't really think you will use this*
#3: Just shake your head and walk away giving him/her a "you're a mother***.. cheapskate" kind of look.

Final tip for the day, not in any situations, this is pre selling. NEVER promise that you will sell your item when you meet. Because i know a lot of people when meet face to face, they will be shy and then whatever the other party offer, they just accept. Don't be stupid. So, personally, I think the best way to deal is through the internet. You can hurl abusive insults and vulgarities, without any trouble =).

Want some more advice? just ask me =) haha but no promises that my brain can come out with a solution =D

CYA!

Saturday, September 12, 2009
TiTlE: Obsession
Ever felt obsessed? I’m sure you have. Be it obsessed over something or someone, you are still obsessed I guess?

Okay, confession time for me yes? I admit to being obsessed over getting a tennis racket, obsessed of grades, obsessed over someone. Don’t worry, I won’t tell you who that someone is =P

Stated earlier, I’m sure you all have had obsessions before. Obsession is both good and bad I guess.

Being obsessed over something makes you motivated and determined to get that something right? Also, it makes you real. Not all obsessions are real though, like, if you’re obsessed with winning lets’ say Miss Universe but you look like shit, then no matter how intelligent or beautiful on the inside, you still won’t win. That’s just an example. Many others I believe.

Being obsessed is fine. But being OVER obsessed, something IS wrong. It makes you mad, it makes you desperate, it makes you do wrong things. Example right, here is one (first example that came to my mind. NO, I’m not dirty minded. I’m perfectly fine). Over obsession over someone you want to make him/her yours. For guys, you’d probably rape the girl or guy, if you are you know, slant. For girls, nahh, I’m not too sure about you. Tell me if you want though. Haha.

Not being dirty minded. That’s a fact! If not why are there so many rapists around? Surely they are obsessed with sex or the person and not just normal obsession. An over obsession that makes them do ‘that’ or put it more bluntly, commit rape =).
So, dear readers, if you ever, EVER get obsessed, just tell me yea? I’ll try to help before anything gets out of hand. Of course, if I can’t help you then that’s your problem good luck. Too bad =P Haha
Cya~!

Sunday, September 6, 2009
TiTlE: Teacher's Day Specials

*This post meant to be on 31st august but then due to some errors, it is posted only now :)

I know the title sound like a promotion or something but who cares.. thats the first thing that came to my mind when i thought about the title for my topic. So, as from the title itself, it is suggested that, the topic for this post would be about teachers' day.

Celebrated by many students, but certainly not me. I personally find it boring and lifeless(a.k.a no life). Yes, some may say that we gotta show gratitude to our teachers and stuff but then its teachers' day and it is the time that they get to rest. So just leave them alone and let them go back earlier rather than stay in school and chat.

Gonna list down my likes and dislikes of teachers' day as a student(in primary and secondary school years) and also present

Dislikes:

[Back then in primary/secondary school days]

#1- Gotta waste money and time to buy gifts for teachers. (bet all of the students feel the same way). Well, dont tell me that writing a card doesnt cost a lot because it still costs a little and writing and thinking of words to write wastes time and kills brain cells

See, kill brain cells and waste money! some teachers dont

even give a damn about these kinda lame cards


#2- Unappreciative teachers. Do not know if the teacher is too shy to show emotions or is just pure unappreciative. They just put aside the gift and with a monotone 'thank you' thats all ! When meeting these kind of teachers, i just wanna say " Fuck you! you don't appreciate my present right, gimme back!" these kind of teachers do not need to expect another gift from me again.

#3- Go to school for just a few hours then dismissal time. Why do i dislike it is because I wake up early in the morning, shower then go for a FEW hours then come back. WASTE TIME.

[NOW]

#4- Its just any other day because here in poly, no such things as teachers' day. SO might as well cancel this day called teachers' day and nobody can enjoy the holiday.. muhahah! i'm an evil bitch too bad=P

#5- Meeting some irritating assholes(some ex-classmates) is just gonna spoil my day


P/s* not all teachers are as mentioned though some are really damn nice =D

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Likes:

#1- Day off. Who doesn't want to have a day off after days and weeks and months of torturing by teachers.

#2-Some irritating teachers will then be nice to us, like for the first time in our lives

#3- dunno?

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SO as u can see, i've got more dislikes than likes not that i am bias and do not wanna write more like but really, I've no more! therefore, there should not be anymore teachers' day anymore! muhahahha!!!

Evil post has ended.

Byee~

Saturday, August 22, 2009
TiTlE: E37N =)
So, another 2 more UTs we are together as a class, E37N and no more! I guess that I'll be sad cuz of all the great people there but will be happy because of the new people i get to meet! Happy or sad, I will definitely miss all these (in no particular order!):

Elfira! My number #1 bitching partner. Will miss our bitching times together and some non-stop laughing or laugh till cry moments. ALso, our signature 'cry-laugh' laughter where we cover our hands and do so. And of course, your short 'chucky(the killer doll)' like legs! =D

WingYan's hair for me to tie and play with! and not to forget ur hand-on-face pose which i and fifi will do=) u're my number #2 bitching partner too!

Michelle and I constantly rebut each other comments. And not to forget, u're my number #2 bitching partner.

Atika. Of course, how can I forget the colognes u lent me whenever I have tennis! Spraying those make me smell so nice, like u, a really nice person!

Syuhaila's kiddy tone and me imitating it to irritate you! :)

Falah's always slow reation to things. "h-u-hhhh???" haha

Angelin and our 'Top Model' moments

Kia Inn and her signature two fingered 'pis' and wide smile! Not to forget ur self nick, which is so thick skin to say so, cutecute. hahahar

Said. Always Trying to steal my .... haha but u never succeed! lol and also your emo times!!!

Billy. Will miss him organizing birthday parties, etc. U should be in SOH! lol

Kin and her farming outfits! and of course her kinkyness at times. hahahah

Wawa! not ur real name! will reveal u now! Sunurriahwati's way of scolding people! scaryyy!

Adeline. Ur Ah mei cafe moments! and also when u come late into class, what u do? " SORRY I'm LATE" then act innocent, hoping faci won't mark u late but too bad! =)

Rebecca. Ur nickname Elfie and I give u and same as Ah mei, "SORRY I'M LATE".

Rui Liang. Simple. Will miss your slang(which is not) and NIGHTMARE! hahar

Ruth and her really loud voice!

Shiva, making people cry and also ur wonderful nickname, VINIVA!

Zhang Yi and his never ending elaborations and always add to what people have ended xD

Jeremy, super loud SINGAPOREAN. and week 6 of enterprise(yes, i still remember), CURRY P-O-K!

Joko and his "In conclusion..." bits. +D

Benjamin. Game moments.


Not to forget, our Faci's too!

Eric Goh: Constant peering and observing people's laptop screen. I think hes doing that to note down what we doing? lol

Toh Kian Hwee: Asking longggg questions, dragging presentation time to 4 plus. Eh, wait, I don't miss that do I?

Noormala: Needless to say, "How do you know"! and her ever funny character!

Hattie: Soya bean milk and being nice to us! =)

Christina Low: Lectures for not uploading on time or not read pre-reading materials! not to forget, EXTRINSIC motivations or chips' more we call! hahaha



These are some of the many things that I can remember. Will especially miss my owner, which is ELFIRA FIFIYANA! I know u're honoured, to be named!. LOL!

This post is specially dedicated to E37N and will always be :) I dont think i missed out anyone, did i? Here are some pics for the memories! =D awww don't cry, smile and always remember me! ;)











Last Pic =)

Many many more photos but its takes very long to upload 1 image. So, yea not going to upload animore! =D


see u guys around campus ! sure will i guess!
Bye~!

Friday, August 14, 2009
TiTlE: Lifeless people
If u have noticed, all my blog titles have a smiley but this doesn't. Why? Because I don't feel that theres a need for me to portray my emotions on this.

Some of you may or may not know about the 'drama' going on in my blog and another blog. Well, not going to describe all about it because its too lengthy.I personally feel that if anyone who comes to my blog and read, I feel that I deserve the minimal amount of respect.

Whatever I may be that you do not like, doesn't mean that you need to give nasty comments. Because what I am is what I have chosen and it has nothing got to do with anyone and it is totally none of any's concern. It's my life! accept and get over it. Also, its my blog, yes, MINE and yes, i agree that you have the right to comment about the colours,fonts,pictures,etc. but then simply, you can just tell me and not write ugly stuff.

Its a pity that some people are just having too much a high pride that they do not want to admit that they care about me. So if u care about me, just say it. why do you have to go around writing and writing lifeless stuff? There may be some that do not like me at all, i dont really care. Because u can hate all you want, I'm not gonna stop u. I have myself to love for, and to receive love from others. So if u hate me, it doesn't really matter.

SOME people after reading this will have some comments still and disagree with me. Go ahead and disagree, I don't really care. Just write in my Cbox to tell what you disagree with and why.

One more thing. To those of you(you know who u are) , we are already EX-classmates. Its EX mind you. I have my own life to care for and I'm sure u too have ur own life. So, mind your own business before you mind mine.

*About Me*

Hmmm.. so what about me? Well, let me do a brief intro. BrandonB = Brandon Bitch basically. Its a nick given to me by my class:). But, the name does NOT necessarily mean I am one though. Not putting my age because that means I have to change it every year which i really cannot be bothered to do so.=)

well, I'm really nice when u treat me nice but if u go across the limits and provoke me, I swear I Live up to my name- BrandonBitch. But the thing is that, I'm a nice person. So, yea!:)

*screamings*


*Linkies*

Adeline
Angelin
Annabelle
Cassandra
Chloe
Dhiya
Elfie
Eyna
Falah
Felicia
Hui Ying
Jie Ying
Jody
Kia Inn
Kin
Margaret
Marie
Michelle.M
Michelle.N
Michelle.T
Nat
PeiLing
Rui Liang
Seri
Wing Yan
Yan Jun
Yee Ling

*Library*

*Visits*